Tuesday, July 29, 2014


1. Pizza - Words cannot express my love for pizza. If I were to make my own food pyramid, I'd wipe out all of the contents and replace them all with pizza. I am bad at words, so I looked up tweets and photos that speak about pizza and how accurate their messages are to my life so:

  • "People disappoint; pizza is eternal"
  • "The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I only asked for pizza"
  • "Pizza is a circle. Pizza is my life. Pizza is the circle of life." - Ed Sheeran 
  • "Say no to drugs, say yes to pizza."
  • "You don't tell me what kind of pizza to like."
  • "Naming your child pizza so you know you'll always love it."
  • "The only thing certain in life is pizza."
  • "You want to be thin and you want to be pretty, but then there's pizza."


2. Burgers - (n). short for hamburger; sandwich consisting of one or more more cooked patties of ground meat usually placed inside a sliced hamburger bun (THANK YOU, WIKIPEDIA); life. Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts. 

3. Fries - (n.) batons of deep-fried potato

  • "Fries before guys"
  • "You know what's my favorite day of the week? (fry)days"
  • "Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries" - Regina George
  • "Exercise? I thought you said extra fries."
  • "Keep your friends close, and your fries closer."


4. Ice Cream - (n.) a soft frozen food made with sweetened and flavored milk fat. You don't like ice cream? HAHAHHA don't touch me.



5. Fried chicken - (n.) dish consisting of chicken pieces usually form broiler chickens which have been floured or battered then pan-fried, deep fried or pressure fried

"Nuggs before drugs"